I am Zizmo.
I need to ask you about this. It is a very important question.
Several months ago, I mentioned a confessional. I am starting the confessional. (Please excuse my disco headband. The costume shop no longer had any priest-like garb in my size. I think that they didn’t have any to begin with, but I digress. Pretend the headband is a white collar, and I am wearing black.)
Confessional Question Number 1:
If you had to estimate your stash in terms of pounds…what would it weigh?
Jenn thinks hers would weigh about 35 pounds. (She may not have said that. I may be projecting on her behalf. Don’t tell her.)
Yvonne says hers is about 70 pounds. She bases this idea on how large the boxes from Cascade generally are, and how much yarn she thinks she can fit into a box.
We think Anna’s stash will be larger than both of Yvonne and Jenn’s stashes put together.
Monica is refusing to answer, pleading the Fifth Amendment and also pleading ignorance, because she keeps part of her stash hidden where she can’t think of it. (Imagine! It would be like Christmas every time she found it again!).
So please tell me: How many pounds does your stash weigh?